10 Reasons to date why date an engineer

Well, It's been a long time since i last created a blog, most of which are poetries, rare poetries from filipino authors, online diaries etcetera to spark the day i just wanted to share the 10 reasons why dating an engineer makes a perfect date.
- We know heat transfer = If you're in heat, well we'll use our formula for that, engineers are experts with regards to heat transfer. if you're in heat, go find one, you'll feel the heat once you got the experience of heat transfer.
- We do it with precision = Of course its a must, if it is not done with precision, anything that has to be inserted is not alligned. Got it. :p
- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship = It's one thing we engineers know, it there's stress that causes trouble in a relationship which makes you strained, well, we know what kind of material to use to reduce the stress and strain, somewhat enlonggated, deformed due to change in temperature.
- No couple enjoys a better moment = Well as we perfectly couple transmission lines so as to enjoy moments with our partner.
- We have significant figures = Of course, some of us are blessed with sex appeal, agree try us if you aren't.
- We strip more than wires = We know how to do it right, you'll be surprised that suddenly you will realize you've got nothing on you.
- Friction and lubrication really is a high class = Experiment and experience the sensation of the friction and lubrication. Remember Experience is the best teacher.
- We are trained to do it right at the first time = Engineers are trained to do things the first time, it is because we are always ready for sudden surprises.
- We are used to all nighters = Thesis, blah blah blah, feasibility something like that, we get use to it. well.
- We know the right angle = This is the last but not the least, We always know to calculate where to put things on, we calculate and solve for the right angle.